"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

"Friends don't let friends do DOS." -Al Hathway

"Never make fun of someone wearing a pocket protector. You may find yourself working for him someday." -Unknown

There are two rules to follow in life:
#1 - Don't sweat the little things.
#2 - Everything is a little thing. -Jerry Allen

"If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein

"Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get" - Jerry Avins

"I'll be Bach!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do, doesn't mean it's useless." - Thomas Alva Edison

"Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road."
- Stewart Brand

“Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.” - Albert Einstein

"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either."
- Unknown

"I was better off when I was drinking vodka and smoking Marlboro's than I am today!"
- Don Imus, Imus in the Morning, WABC

"Whoever tells the story defines the culture."
-Dr. David Walsh

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have."
- Thomas Jefferson

"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."
- Unknown

"People don't change their minds. They die, and are replaced by people with different opinions."
- Arturo Albergati

"Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get."
- Charles Kettering

"We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about."
- Albert Einstein

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush, former First lady

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
-Dan Quayle, US VP

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle

"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
-Dan Quayle

"Potatoe"
-Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-Dan Quayle

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
-Dan Quayle

"How could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?"
-Al Gore

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-Dan Quayle

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..."
-Dan Quayle

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-Dan Quayle

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan

"The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong."
- Ronald Reagan

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."
- Ronald Reagan

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
- Ronald Reagan

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book."
- Ronald Reagan

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."
- Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
- Ronald Reagan